dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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