never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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