u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize
