What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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