rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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