You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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