i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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