Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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