I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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