seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
