she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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