and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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