BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize