I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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