similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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