but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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