I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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