Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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