So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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