So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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