i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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