I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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