Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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