The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
