Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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