escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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