Got a toothbrush?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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