i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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