i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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