so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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