Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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