You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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