can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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