i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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