come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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