sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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