Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
They are going to name an STD after you.
Is Oprah even human
Fuck me I smell like cheese
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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