Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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