I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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