Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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