I think I am morally bankrupt
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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