he puts the penis in happiness.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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