I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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