oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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