I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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