you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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