garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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