He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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