The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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