I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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