At least make sure they are 18
Why
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
