stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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