So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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