its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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