Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
wow bdsm is so cute
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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